Welcome to Meyhem!

We believe you need to look like not-shit when driving your bike, but still be protected enough when the riding turns to sliding!

Now granted, a few death proofing things have to be sacrificed to look like the Hemsworths, but when it comes to getting laid vs not dying, we most definitely are at the top of the sex to dead -ratio!

Where to buy?

As it is, the hoodies can only be ordered directly from our instagram!

Hit us up in IG: @MEYHEMgear

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Why to buy?

This is a great fucking kevlar hoodie, even if we say so ourselves!

Armor plates on shoulders, elbows and back.

Zippered armpits to cool your ass down and thumb holes in the cuffs so the miserable november rain doesn't chill your missing core out!

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What to buy?

Well this fucking hoodie! It's a great fucking hoodie!

Bibboy in the White House would say: "this might be the goodiest of hoodiests ever! You're fired!"

Check our TikTok for trendy youngster videos and shit. China, China, China!

TikTok: @MEYHEMgear

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Welcome to the MEYHEM family!

We thank you, from the bottom our sorry hearts, for your interest this far!

We promise we'll make you not regret supporting our shitnanigans!